"Squirrels In My Pants" Dance

Years from now, historians will surely attribute this deceptive perky songdance to the early signs of the Squirrelpocalypse that so many humans foolishly ignored. Didn't someone say that "Ring Around The Rosie" originated with a description of the plague?

If anyone's curious, here are the original lyrics to S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants).

Thanks to Kathy Holzapfel for the link.

(Later edit: ARGH, THIS SONG WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!)

Scary DIRECTV Voice Control Squirrel Commercial

Thanks to Darry Gamboa for the link!

Video (NOT for young children!): Promo Trailer for Killer Squirrels movie

Eek!!!

According to this post on Bleeding Cool, production has yet to start.

Thanks to my friend Ray Vankleef for the link.

Video: Squirrels In My Pants (Phineas and Ferb)

Thanks to my friend Peter Alway for sharing the video above on my Squirrels Are Evil And Taking Over The World Facebook Page.

Squirrel Reconnaissance plus evidence of their unearthly powers of survival

At first I felt sorry for this squirrel because I thought it didn't want to be indoors, but then I realized that WAITASEC, he was CLEARLY just doing reconnaissance before the inevitable first invasion wave. Thanks to Ryan Couldrey for the link.

Video: Twiggy, the Water-Skiing Squirrel

Sure, it's all fun and games now. Meanwhile, that squirrel's going to be taking his waterskiing skills and using them to train his Evil Cohorts in preparation for the water access phase of their Master Plan To Take Over The World.

Thanks to Rytron for the link.

Doritos Squirrel Crossing Guard Commercial

BwaHAHAHAHA!!!

Thanks to T.J. Burnside-Clapp for the link. If you have trouble seeing the video above, you could try watching it on YouTube.

Video: Mission Impossible Squirrel

I've had this sent to me in the past, but thanks to my friend Larissa for reminding me about it:

Beware The Squirrel: Yes, the world NEEDS this blog

I know you're all wondering the same thing: does the world really NEED yet another "beware of the squirrels because they're eeeevil and taking over the world" blog?

My answer: YES.

A secondary reason: So many people have been sending me such informative and important cautionary material like the video above that it's clear that the scuridific beasts are succeeding in their insidious plot of global domination.

The world MUST be warned.

p.s. This really ISN'T  a new blog but rather an extension of DebbieOhi.com, focusing on Evil Squirrel Miscellany. At least that's my justification.