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Welcome to our site! We're a Toronto-based filk trio consisting of Allison Durno, Jodi Krangle and Debbie Ridpath Ohi and have performed concerts in Germany, England, Canada and the U.S. Our songs have aired on national radio. 2013 will mark our twentieth year together as a group and as friends...how cool is that?

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Friday
Aug302013

Song: A Neurotic Love Song

I've been a Star Trek fan ever since classic Trek. I still maintain that Captain Kirk was the quintessential Star Trek captain, though if I was going on an away mission, I'd totally opt for Jean-Luc Picard. I adore Patrick Stewart's work (not just in Star Trek), and am very fond of my Patrick Stewart "Discover The Feeling, Learn To Read" literacy poster - a gift from a librarian after we did a children's concert in his library.

When it was announced that Star Trek: The Next Generation was about to wind up, TV Guide solicited fan tributes for a special commemorative edition. I submitted a poem and gave my music group the byline, in hopes of generating interest in our albums. I later turned this into a song which Urban Tapestry performed at filk and science fiction conventions.

Performing the song in an open filk circle. I'm using my props!

You can hear a sample on CDBaby. Allison and Jodi alternate vocal leads, while I play percussion (using rhythm sticks on my music stand) and do visual schtick with props throughout. We ham it up throughout the song, and it's great fun to perform. :-)

 

Above photo: a performance we did with our friend WK, who generously dressed up as Picard for one of our concerts at FilKONtario. :-)

 

A NEUROTIC LOVE SONG

by Debbie Ridpath Ohi (May 1994) 

Bb             Cm                F              Bb
Robert Redford has the chin, Mel Gibson has the eyes
      D                Gm            Cm             F
Sean Connery has the experience, and Arnie has the size.
      Bb               Cm         F            Bb
But they all can't compare to one very Special Guy
    D             Gm       Cm                F
who may have zero hair but makes my hormones fry...

 

CHORUS: 
  Bb              Gm
  Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc
         Eb         F
  You're my kind of mah-han
       Bb                         Gm
  You say <spoken:> "Earl Grey...HOT"
       Eb           F
  Like no one else can.
      Bb            Gm
  Forget about Lwaxanna
            Eb         F
  and that hussy Beverly
     Bb               Gm
  Eline and Vash are goners
         Eb             F
  Your heart belongs to me.

 

BRIDGE:
When the series ended I cried showers 
I thought it was the end of you and me 
But now I can still talk to you for hours (thank God for re-runs)
As I caress the screen of my TV...... 

 

CHORUS:
  Bb              Gm
  Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc
         Eb         F
  You're my kind of mah-han
       Bb                         Gm
  You say <spoken:> " EARL GREY HOT " 
       Eb           F
  Like no one else can. 
      Bb            Gm
  Forget about Lwaxanna 
            Eb         F
  and that hussy Beverly 
     Bb               Gm
  Eline and Vash are goners 
         Eb             F
  Your heart belongs to me. 

 

VERSE:
Bb                    Cm           F               Bb
When they say you're fictional, it cuts me like a knife 
      D              Gm        Cm             F
They tell me I'm a loony, that I should get a life. 
     Bb              Cm        F              Bb
But they can't understand the passion that we share 
   D             Gm               Cm          
I want to lie beside you, run my fingers through your...

 

CHORUS:
  Bb              Gm
  Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc
         Eb         F
  You're my kind of mah-han
       Bb                         Gm
  You say <spoken:> "EARL GREY HOT "
       Eb           F
  Like no one else can.
      Bb            Gm
  Forget about Lwaxanna 
            Eb         F
  and that hussy Beverly
     Bb               Gm
  Eline and Vash are goners
         Eb             F
  Your heart belongs to me.

 

A: To me! (dirty look at other) J: To me! (dirty look)

 

Captain Kirk may have more haaaaair
But he just can't compaaaaare
Jean-Luc, you are the man for MEEEEE.
Make it SO!